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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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