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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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