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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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