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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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