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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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