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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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