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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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