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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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