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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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