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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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