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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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