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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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