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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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