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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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