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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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