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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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