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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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