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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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