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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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