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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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