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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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