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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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