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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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