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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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