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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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