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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Jemima
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Simpkins
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
a lion 🦁
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