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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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