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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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