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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗
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