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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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