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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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