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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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