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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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