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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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