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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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