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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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