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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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