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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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