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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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