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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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