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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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