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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯
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