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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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