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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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