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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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