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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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