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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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