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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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