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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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