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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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