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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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