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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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