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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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